7 reasons not to mess with children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah (in bible) was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".


A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."


A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother,
she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered, "Thou shall not kill."


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Then why are ALL of grandma's hairs white?"


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy
of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, she's dead."


A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red
in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood
doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was
a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the
apples.


     
Que
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 what will be a computer thinking about the person infront of it?
Ans
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 "Intel inside mental outside".
     
American
 :
A new born baby has no hands. we made artificial. he became boxer champion.
Indian
 :
A new born baby has no head we fitted coconut and he became railway minister.
     
Que
:
Before taking capsules sardarji cuts both ends of the capsules Why?
Ans
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2 avoid side effects.
     
 
Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
 
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you are a referee.
 
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
 
They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
 
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
 
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
 
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without...
but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
 
You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
 
True friends stab you in the front.
 
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
 
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
 
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get Tired.
 
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
 
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
 
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
 
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
 
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
 
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
 
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
 
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
     
Que
:
Why did Anil take a ladder to school ?
Ans
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Because he heard it was a high school !!
     
     
Que
:
What is the longest word in English ?
Ans
:
'SMILES' because there is a Mile in between !!
     
     
Que
:
What can you call a bull sleeping on the ground ?
Ans
:
Bulldozer !!!.
     
     
Que
:
What starts with a 'T', ends with a 'T' and has 'T' in it ?
Ans
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A Teapot !!!
     
     
Que
:
What is always coming, but never arrives ?
Ans
:
Tomorrow !!
     
     
Que
:
Where does Friday, comes before Thursday ?
Ans
:
In the dictionary, of course !!
     
     
Que
:
What did the male telephone give to the female telephone on their engagement ?
Ans
:
A Ring !!!
     
     
Que
:
How did the father telephone order the son telephone to bring him nourishment ?
Ans
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Bring !!! Bring !!!
     
     
Que
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What did the father door bell say to teh son doorbell when he messed up something ?
Ans
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You are a ding - dong !!!
     
     
Que
:
Which parts of the car causes most of the accidents ?
Ans
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The nuts behind the wheel !!!
     
     
Que
:
What goes wrong when a horn doesn't work ?
Ans
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It doesn't give a hoot !!!
     
     
Que
:
What's the similarity between a rubber factory and a speed driver ?
Ans
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They both burn rubber !!!
     
     
Que
:
What's the similarity between an Antique car and a Rattle snake ?
Ans
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They both Rattle !!!
     
     
Que
:
What has a head and a tail, but no legs or hands ?
Ans
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A Coin !!!
     
     
Que
:
What's the common product of studying Algebra and banging your head ?
Ans
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A headache !!!
     
     
   
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Duur se dheka tho sher tha..
Duur se dheka tho sher tha..
Duur se dheka tho sher tha..
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